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Oh my. You've discovered the French Press of Secrets.
I am severely phobic of my own armpits.
I listen to country music.
I never drank a Coke whilst working for Coke.
I never ate Nando's whilst working for Nando's.
I can recite the full script of School of Rock.
I donated $400 to sponsor a dying elephant. It was a scam.
I adopted a dog and it only has confirmed I am a cat person to my core.
I get an ungodly amount of work done from 5am - 7am.
I am madly in love with Abraham Lincoln.
I've never had Taco Bell.
I lived in a van that I built all by myself (who hasn't).
I cut and color my own hair.
I was a DJ.
I love powertools. #safetythird
I eat peanuts, shell and all.
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