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Oh my. You've discovered the French Press of Secrets.

I am severely phobic of my own armpits. 

I listen to country music. 

I never drank a Coke whilst working for Coke. 

I never ate Nando's whilst working for Nando's. 

I can recite the full script of School of Rock. 

I donated $400 to sponsor a dying elephant. It was a scam. 

I adopted a dog and it only has confirmed I am a cat person to my core. 

I get an ungodly amount of work done from 5am - 7am. 

I am madly in love with Abraham Lincoln. 

I've never had Taco Bell. 

I lived in a van that I built all by myself (who hasn't).

I cut and color my own hair.

I was a DJ. 

I love powertools. #safetythird

I eat peanuts, shell and all. 

 

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